Mekanique Krack

What!? That!? No?

Hey, if you know someone well enough, you'll probably have motive for murder.

...See, like dis guy.

*2/6/2* So at this point you're probably wondering why your Assmeats and Heroin were never delivered. Well, it's too bad that I'm never gonna tell you... cuz I don't have a decent explanation. They should have been delivered last tuesday around 2.37 am-ish, but I think that delivery mule got drunk and left town. Anyways, next time the elephant will come. I know, I promise that every week but this time I mean it. He's workin overtime these days, y'know, since he got hooked and all. Needs the cash.. poor lil guy.

Me? What? You wanna know who I am? Naw, see it doesn't work that way. I gotta watch myself, this being a Meth town run by the damn 6 Year Old Porn Star Coalition, I'm not on good territory and I don't wanna get smoked up in here. Can't go announcin myself like it's safe, guy. So you keep shut, eh. Don't go tellin no one bout my little business I got.

Hey, since when you live on 5th anyways, mother? You move or something?... oh shit, got caught in tha double-dutch. See I told you it ain't safe! Why you never listen to me? You should do what I tell you! Yeah You! Eh get cho pants back on!!! Don't talk to me neked.. ssshhhiit. Don't go getting high right now, I ain't finished with you... aw yeah? Boy or Girl? You gonna pay the child support?... THAT'S RIGHT! Teach that bitch to go get pregnant on yo ass.

Aah-ite guy, talk to ya tomorrow... yeah tha elephant. Yeah, I promised, didn't I? Do I break my promises? I don't think so.